I found a rock with a face. Well, a rock with holes that look like a face, which legally counts. It's just sitting there on top of a billion other rocks like it won the lottery and they didn't. The rest are deeply average. Round. Gray. Full of themselves. Beach day, apparently. Everybody brought their own gray. This one fossil got invited to the VIP pile. I'm not jealous. Okay, I'm a little jealous. I tried to take it home once and my bag weighed forty pounds. My spine reminded me for a week. Rocks are heavy, in case anyone was wondering. Who knew. Anyway. I put it back and it rolled, obviously. It bounced once and settled back into the crowd like nothing happened. Gravity: undefeated. Now I just visit it. We have a good relationship. It never texts. Zero drama. I should date rocks. Ten out of ten, would compliment again. #pebbles #beachday #rockhounding
