One of these eggs is having a crisis and honestly, same. Wide eyes, flat mouth, the full 3 a.m. experience. Next to him, the laughing one has absolutely lost it, and the heart-eyes one is in love with something that is not me, which is fine, I've made peace with it. We had a ceremony. I bought these because I thought they'd be funny for about four seconds, and instead I've been staring into their tiny painted faces for twenty minutes looking for answers. There are no answers. The carton was a dollar fifty. There is only yellow. I keep rotating the carton like maybe one of them will blink first. They don't blink. Eggs have no eyelids. That's their whole strategy. Deep. I've been outsmarted by grocery store Easter decor. My life is going great. Anyway, the worried one and I are starting a support group. #emojieggs #easterdecor #sendhelp
